really hoping to do well with it.
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
gently blow on the penis but do not blow too hard else he will get scared and retreat back inside